I am surprised that of all the fantasy Leagues that are out there, no one has created a Best friend Fantasy League. If you could pick from famous actors, who would you pick to hang out with and why? There can be more than one, it is a League after all.
I would like Ms. Congeniality, Sandra Bullock as a BFF. She would be the one you would tell your secrets to over a coffee at 3 am in some greasy spoon. Both of us would be in ponytails and no makeup, wearing our sweats as we pour our deepest secrets out onto the chipped Formica table. I could totally see her divulging her secret fantasies as I nod and suck down strong creamy coffee.
My adventures would never fall short with Bear Grylls and Gillian Michaels. Between the two of them I would never sit down. Bear would show me how to make a zip line out of a Parachute and some old sneakers while Gillian would yell at me to go faster and flex all my stomach muscles while I’m doing it. I could imagine the two of them quarreling over how to cook the squirrel. It would be a fecking riot.
My pick for an amazing night out would be Neil Patrick Harris. Could you imagine the trouble you would get into? It would probably start out normal enough, hanging out at some funky little Indian restaurant no one has ever heard of in spite of the fact that has amazing food and a live tiger in the back room. He ends up eating the whole spicy curry dish winning us a pic with the pacing creature. Just to be cool, I consent to the picture whilst imagining how the tiger will devour me even though I still smell of the from dinner.
After that he’d HAVE TO show me the best view of the city which happens to be on top of a suspension bridge. Needless to say, it would de finely be the best albeit scariest view by far. Then we’d have to go dancing, VIP, of course. Everyone who’s anyone would be there but NPH wouldn’t care. He insists we invite a few locals and a bum he bummed a cigarette from. We climb into his Eco friendly Hummer and pull in front of a large dark building lit up only on the top floor by what looked to be a spaceship landing inside the loft. We all fall out in line after our toe-headed leader. Ahhhh… Wonder what else he has in store…
Yeah, so those would be my picks. What would yours be?