I’m sorry I didn’t listen to you sooner and then ignored your needs for so many years. I thought a penis was what you wanted so I kept putting them in your face. How was supposed to know that you were parched and thirsty for something more fulfilling?
Oh, you told me, but I just wouldn’t listen?
See. I can explain… That’s why I got you the cat.
You didn’t want a cat huh?
Then I invested in all those power tools and you still weren’t happy.
You weren’t interested in them either?
I thought you were just a bit off.
You woke up when pretty girls were around and made me blush when they paid extra attention to me. I thought, hey, why don’t you have this much interest in the guy I like? You were trying to tell me something but I just wouldn’t listen . I’m sorry .
I hear you now though. I promise I’ll listen to you, but I’m not gonna let you take control ok? K, maybe for a little bit but I need to reign you in from time to time. What’s that? You like to be tied up? Wow… We gotta talk more often.